A live virtual cycling race series. Bring your smart trainer. We bring the dudes.
“I trained 12 weeks. Then a cartoon man with bigger calves crushed me. 5 stars.”
Pair any smart trainer over Bluetooth. We listen for watts, cadence, speed, and heart rate. If it talks to Zwift, it talks to us.
Clip in, fire up the screen, and start pedaling. Lobbies open 30 minutes before game time — plenty of time to tandem up.
Pair up with another dude: two riders, one bike. It takes brains and quads to win — and we’re not detecting a lot of brains. Mullet recommended. The Twins that Win already have their chosen partner, and they’ve been winning for a while.
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A smart trainer with ANT+ or Bluetooth, plus a bike. Phone, tablet, or laptop runs the show.
Hell yes. Half the riders on the poster are women — and they’ve got bigger calves than you. “Dude” is gender-neutral around here. Got quads and a sense of humor? You’re a dude.
Hell yes. See Wheaton's Law, and don't make us make another FAQ entry.
Recommended but not required. Speed-only sensors work fine for casual races.
Yes — anything that pairs over standard Bluetooth FTMS will pair with us. Zwift, Rouvy, etc. are awesome examples with setup guides if you're looking for gear suggestions as well as a damn good bike trainer experience.
Free during beta. Free after beta. We'll make it up in merch — specifically the Two Dudes One Chamois bib shorts, available in sizes S through "stopped counting."
Nope, we're not that kind of business and never will be. Win-win is the truth, and the truth is now. We don't use it, it's not for sale, and it's not accessible, not even your email. We were actually serious on the sick merch (coming soon). (you can connect to Strava and save your workout data there if you choose)
You already did. We don't send emails. Now get pedaling!
Leave your dignity at the door.
Sign in to race, RSVP to events, and track your dudes.
Host a game to generate a code, or join with an existing game code.
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Add dudes by exact display name and manage dude requests.
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Account and identity settings are in Profile.
Race configuration (laps, teams) is managed in Lobby before the race starts.
Pick which game view loads when you start a race. Other players in the same race can use a different view — crossplay just works.
Connect Bluetooth sensors to track your effort in real time. Pair them before or during a race from the ⚙ menu in the game.
Supported: Power meter — Speed sensor — Cadence sensor — Heart rate monitor
Link your Strava account to save rides after each race.
If you think we’re making anything close to a living wage on this, we like where your head is at. Thanks for the support. Check back in 7 years after we’ve bankrupted multiple investment firms with variations of this idea until finally pivoting to an investment pump n dump ponzi scheme, I mean crypto platform, that is a financially successful “valuable business” hiring harder than a corrupt government official on an island somewhere. Until then and after then, the best things in life are free baby! Now get pedaling!
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